Official (unofficial) wedding merchandise

Mayuresh is getting married.
Dress accordingly.

A strictly limited run of tees, caps, totes and stubby holders to commemorate the end of an era. One drop, no restocks. Wear it to the wedding, wear it to the recovery brunch.

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Mayuresh in a suit and sunglasses outside a bar at night — The man of the hour.

GROOM
TO BE

The Drop

Mockups, not final samples. Prices and sizing to be confirmed. Pre-orders open soon.

The Classic Tee

Heavyweight black cotton. Chest badge, back roster of the wedding party.

TBCComing soon
The Dad Cap

Unstructured, adjustable strap. Embroidered patch. Hides the hangover.

TBCComing soon
The Tote

Canvas, long handles. Carries one bottle of champagne or several regrets.

TBCComing soon
The Stubby Holder

Neoprene. Keeps the beer cold and the toast short.

TBCComing soon

Scenes from the field · coming to a dance floor near you

The Print

One face. Two colours. Zero regrets.

Every piece in the drop carries the Pizzle badge: a two-tone halftone of the groom in a suit, sunglasses on, outside a bar, at night. Screen-prints in one pass and reads from across the dance floor.

Three faces, one colourway. Tell us which one you'd wear.

Gold halftone badge, suit and vape variant — A. The suit

Gold halftone badge, grinning in a suit variant — B. The grin

Gold halftone badge, close-up variant — C. The close-up

Badge A · Badge B · Badge C (1600px PNG, transparent)

Evidence

Submitted by the wedding party. Captions are placeholders, send us better ones. Yes, there are more.

Mayuresh grinning and raising a glass with a friend at a bar — Pre-engagement. Note the innocence.

Looping clip of a packed dance floor — Party in the back.

Mayuresh in a striped linen shirt and small sunglasses with both hands up — Hands up if you're getting married.

Mayuresh at a wedding reception with a napkin tied around his head — Field research at someone else's wedding.

Close-up of Mayuresh in sunglasses throwing peace signs — Peace was never an option.

Mayuresh in a suit and sunglasses grinning at a bar with friends — Rehearsal dinner energy.

Four friends at a Mexican bar holding straws as moustaches — The groomsmen, in disguise.

Mayuresh leaning on a black BMW with arms crossed — The getaway car.

Mayuresh lying on a couch holding a game controller — Training for married life.

Mayuresh and a friend in sunglasses with arms crossed — Security detail.

Mayuresh in a puffer jacket in front of the Blue Mountains at sunset — Explaining the seating plan.

Mayuresh on a bean bag under a blanket with a controller — Cardio.

Mayuresh smiling with a travel pillow around his neck — Packed for the honeymoon.

Selfie of Mayuresh with friends and a fishing rod — Caught something. Unclear what.

Mayuresh in a black jacket smiling on a chair — Interview for the role of husband. Nailed it.

Mayuresh chopping an eggplant in a kitchen — Cooking for two, apparently.

Mayuresh in a cap and puffer jacket giving a peace sign — Peace, before the planning started.

Mayuresh sitting in the sun with his eyes closed — Contemplating the guest list.

Mayuresh lifting a dumbbell in a garage — Wedding shred, day one.

Mayuresh on a couch wearing a trucker cap — Merch prototype one. Rejected.

Mayuresh on a chair looking at his phone — Replying to the group chat, eventually.

Mayuresh leaning on a black BMW in a park — Same car. Same pose. Different park.

Mayuresh in a dark jacket smiling and giving a peace sign on a street — Engagement photo, unofficial.

Mayuresh holding a boxed PlayStation 5 on a footpath — The other big commitment.

Looping clip of Mayuresh talking and gesturing at night — The speech, first draft.

Looping clip of Mayuresh in a suit wearing Pikachu ears — Formal wear, as interpreted.

The Story

Every groom gets a nickname. Most of them are forgotten by the reception. This one got a domain name.

Pizzle is a one-off merch line made by Mayuresh's mates to mark the occasion, embarrass him gently, and make sure the wedding photos have at least one thing everyone agrees on.

Placeholder copy. Swap in the real origin story, where "Pizzle" came from, wedding date and location here.

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FAQ

Is this real?: Yes. The merch is real, the wedding is real, the nickname is regrettably real.
When do orders open?: Soon. Register interest above and you'll be first to know.
Does Mayuresh know about this?: He does now.
What's the dress code?: Formal. The groom has provided a reference image. Ears optional, tie mandatory.
Shipping?: Australia to start with. Pick-up at the wedding for anyone who leaves it too late.

Mayuresh is getting married.Dress accordingly.

The Drop

The Classic Tee

The Dad Cap

The Tote

The Stubby Holder

One face. Two colours. Zero regrets.

Evidence

The Story

Get notified when pre-orders open

FAQ

Mayuresh is getting married.
Dress accordingly.