Official (unofficial) wedding merchandise
A strictly limited run of tees, caps, totes and stubby holders to commemorate the end of an era. Every purchase supports the groom's dignity fund, which is running low.
Prices and sizing to be confirmed. Pre-orders open soon.
Heavyweight cotton. Front logo, back roster of the wedding party.
Unstructured, adjustable strap. Embroidered mark. Hides the hangover.
Canvas, long handles. Carries one bottle of champagne or several regrets.
Neoprene. Keeps the beer cold and the toast short.
Every groom gets a nickname. Most of them are forgotten by the reception. This one got a domain name.
Pussy Patole is a one-off merch line made by Mayuresh's mates to mark the occasion, embarrass him gently, and make sure the wedding photos have at least one thing everyone agrees on.
Placeholder copy. Swap in the real origin story, wedding date and location here.
Send us your email and your size and we'll ping you the moment the drop goes live.
Email hello@pussypatole.com